President Obama heard a strange ring from his closet in the oval office. It was the same kind of ring that an early cell phone made when it was very low on batteries, kind of like a sick cow. Our virile hero leaped up and went to investigate. Rummaging through he realized that the ring was coming from a cigar humidor and he opened it to indeed find an ancient cell phone and two shriveled up dry Dipolmaticos. Inside was also a note from former press secretary Pierre Salinger to John F Kennedy. He picked up the phone. .....

http://bilingual.sulekha.com/blog/post/2009/04/fidel-castro-calls-obama.htm